4.16 - The Unnatural
4.16 - The Unnatural
(I love the rivalry between Niles and Freddie)
4.16 - The Unnatural
Daphne: We went to the amusement park, we had a lovely time. Only I think the ferris wheel scared him a bit. He spent the whole ride hugging me for dear life.
Niles: *Trying very hard not to be envious* Really?
Freddie: *Smitten* Her hair smells like strawberry.
Niles: It smells like peach blossoms, lavender and vanilla!
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Roz: Well, we went out last night to celebrate our big win. Had a few margaritas. Someone started a conga line, I wasn’t going to get in it, but then Gary, our shortstop, got on the end of the line and that man has a butt that makes you want to reach out with both hands and…
*Frasier swivels the chair around revealing Freddie*
Roz: *Without missing a beat* Give Freddie a big Seattle hug!
Freddie: Good save, Roz.
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Frasier: If you’re suggesting that I buy my way out of my problem, the answer is no! It’s the coward’s way out!
Niles: Oh, so I’m a coward?
Frasier: Yes!
Niles: Well, I’m a coward with a hickey! *Takes a sip of his coffee, smugly*
Roz: Buy me a Mercedes and I’ll make your neck look like a relief map of the Andes.
2.17 - Daphne’s Room
Niles: Oh, come now, It wasn’t as bad as all that. It’s not like you saw her naked or something.
*Frasier tries to look innocent, Niles gapes*
Niles: You did!
Frasier: But I took no pleasure in it at all! The entire thing was just absolutely mortifying!
Niles: Frasier, I want to help you with this, so you have to tell me everything, every sight, every sound, Frasier, unburden yourself before you explode!
Frasier: No, Niles, no!
*Niles takes out a pen and grabs a napkin.*
Niles: Alright then, I’ll show you how I’ve always imagined her and you tell me where I’m wrong!
2.17 - Daphne’s Room
2.17 - Daphne’s Room
You mean this ‘ere one?

:)
Frasier: Dad, can’t you just slow it down a little bit?
Martin: All right, all right, but if any of the other fathers come back here, I’m taking it off the pee-wee setting. Okay, all right, now, from the hips. Nice an’ easy, don’t try to kill it, just try to make contact, okay, you ready?
Frasier: Ready.
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I do now! Coming right up :)